Titan vs Cone
We had to put this cone on his head after surgery.
https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/18g5dwxdiZGF72vnkfg1tA?feat=directlink
TITAN YOU DUMB DOG THERE IS A CONE ON YOUR HEAD CALM DOWN
Missed opportunity: MIDGET RODEO
What level of nerd are you?
1. Terminator: Poser. Go play a sport and leave us alone.
2. Star Wars: Pretty much your average dude.
3. Star Trek (TNG): High school was awkward.
4. Star Trek (original): Clitoris? Isn’t that the alien in season 1, episode 3?
5. Battlestar Galactica: Lost your virginity to a cantaloupe.
6. World Of Warcraft: Fleshlights.
he lived a life of captivity.
but when he rode on his horse, pierre was truly free.
I want there to be a TV show based on this
All is forgiven.
Five minutes ago my phone rang. The display showed Gruber’s name. I pick up.
“Hey, Mike, this is Pete Rose and I just wanted to say ‘Fuck the Yankees’.”
Fuck Yeah Gruber.
Hey I know I use this normally to blow rocks and dogshit around the yard and then leave it under the trailer at night but c’mere let me point it in your face real quick WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
good:
Americans continue to have no idea how much government welfare they’re actually getting:
We see it pop up in the news all the time: The people who most hate on the idea of government assistance are sometimes the ones getting it. Just last week, there were reports that Michele Bachmann’s husband gets farm subsidies and reportedly received $137,000 in Medicaid money. A new paper from Cornell University puts this dynamic in chart form, and the results are kind of shocking.
Half of people getting federal student loans don’t think they’ve ever used a government social program. Forty percent of Medicare recipients have no idea their health insurance is funded by the state. And 25 percent of the people receiving that emblem of All That Is Bad About Big Government, welfare, don’t connect that paycheck to the “enemy.” Given the fact that one in six Americans use anti-poverty programs alone, there’s a hell of a lot of people who are deluded about how much the government helps them out.
THIS WOMAN IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR STUPID.
I’m getting a bunch of these printed so I can carry them like a deck of cards & hand them out as needed.
Fuck you, flowers :)
This one has been all over the internet for years. But it’s obviously one of the best things ever anywhere.
